- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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