Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Black people

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Anti Joke

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