Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Anti Joke

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