- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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