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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

How would you rule?

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why can't jokes spit?

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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