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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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