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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

why are black people so fast? because there black

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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