I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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My children are mistakes

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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