- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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