- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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