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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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