what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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WNBA

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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