- Anti Joke

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Okay, after this one then...

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

My Boyfriend

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.