why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

whats black and large -me

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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