A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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