- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

I love you

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

A shark ate your mom

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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