What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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like most people my age. im 27

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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knock knock go away

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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