why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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You having friends.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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