- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

I don't get it

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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