- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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