- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

your mom.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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