You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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