- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Cheese

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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