- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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