What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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