- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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