Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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