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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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