During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Racial Equality

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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