What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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