- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

I am a mime

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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