How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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PENIS

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

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