- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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