why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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