- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Cripples are lame.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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