- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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