How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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rent a cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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