Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Justin Bieber.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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