Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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