- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

roses are red violets should be purple

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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