Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

thumb_up thumb_down -22

25

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -22

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops