How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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