What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Your Mom

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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