What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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lets bomb africa

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Indians

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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