I wanted to impress this girl by showing her that I was good in math. So I went up to her, and told that I knew that the value of pi is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201 065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775 283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319 255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767 837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752 162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796 782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995 690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807. She had a psychotic episode.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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