- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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