- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

the midget went to the midget store

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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