- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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