- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Beka has AIDS

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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