- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Womens rights

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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