Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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