Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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