- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Please ignore this statement.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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