Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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