Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Anti Joke

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