What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Why so serious ?

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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