- Anti Joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.