- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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