have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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