- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

So these two girls have a cup .

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Then none of us want to be right.

What's your blood type? Red.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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