- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

The holocaust

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

2 black kids walk into school

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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