theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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How old are you? 7

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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