- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

2 + 2 = 4

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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