- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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