Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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