Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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