Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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