- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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