ring around the rosie ... your dead

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Caramel Boing.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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salad days!

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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