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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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