- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Nero, sure you are okay?

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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