- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Connor is homosexuaI

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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