- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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