- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

well use a tissue!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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