- Anti Joke

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Feminism

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Oh, right

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

White NBA players.