- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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