- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

where's mom I killed her

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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