- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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alert("Hello");

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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