Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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