Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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