Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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it's funny because it's funny

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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